Movie: The irony of fate or With light steam!



- Ippolit Georgievich, what do you think?
I'm not going to justify myself to you!
- And yet you have the face you think about me.
- Yes, about you, about you, adventurer! There is nothing settled, nothing legal, nothing is sacred. Like you, everything. I don't mind, and impulse. You are uncontrollable! For people like you, the main thing is not the mind, and feelings momentum. Like you, a menace to society.
- A very flattering opinion.
№ 354416   Added MegaMozg 29-12-2018 / 14:12
I think I'm going to marry.
- I think so too.
- How do you like the Gal, like?
- You're marrying her, not me.
- But you're my mom!
- Most importantly, that you remembered after marriage.
№ 354102   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 17:14
- Eugene, really you make me offer?.. After two years of Dating.
- Yeah yeah New year's eve, when the bells chime. Let's wait, wait...
- No, I'm just afraid, you will never have the courage.
- Well, this... this cowardice of an old bachelor.
№ 354101   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 17:14
Yesterday Jack went to the bath...
- In the bath. The girl, in some bath?! In his apartment there is a bathroom.
№ 353266   Added MegaMozg 16-12-2018 / 23:16
So mentally, mentally: "Under a plane wing about something sings the green sea of a taiga..."
№ 353265   Added MegaMozg 16-12-2018 / 23:15
In Moscow, darling, in Moscow, Stoli-and-and-and-I-CA!
№ 353264   Added MegaMozg 16-12-2018 / 23:14
Aria Moscow guest!
№ 353263   Added MegaMozg 16-12-2018 / 23:13
RUB my back, please! Oh please... you just do it?..
№ 353262   Added MegaMozg 16-12-2018 / 23:12
- You have an amazing memory.
- Now not about it.
№ 353261   Added MegaMozg 16-12-2018 / 23:11
What were you doing on the plane?!
- On the plane I was flying... Sleeping.
№ 353260   Added MegaMozg 16-12-2018 / 23:10
We have to have a personal opinion. And suddenly it is wrong?
№ 353259   Added MegaMozg 16-12-2018 / 23:09
- When people sing?
- Sing? When -- when the -- on the demonstrations.
- So, yet.
- Well, I don't know... they sing in the Opera. When you drink - sing.
№ 353258   Added MegaMozg 16-12-2018 / 23:08
Go in the bath!
№ 353257   Added MegaMozg 16-12-2018 / 23:07
Well, you sing really well, but to cook you don't know. This is no fish, no fish in aspic, it tastes more like strychnine!
- You said you liked it!
- I lied! I'm lying...
№ 353256   Added MegaMozg 16-12-2018 / 23:06
- Well, suppose he happened to be in Leningrad. Suppose he has the same address. But why would you let him in!?
- I don't get it!
- You understand, finally, I let myself! I have the key fit.
- Aah... So you gave him the key?
- Yes, gave! Well, you're stupid!
№ 353213   Added MegaMozg 16-12-2018 / 03:10