Shapovalov (№ 294945)

- Dad, why are you and mommy divorced?
- How do you explain that? Here swans - they create a couple, care for Chicks and stay together for life. Another thing - duck, as only the female sits on the eggs, the male have more important things to do and it fades in direct and figurative sense. Why is this happening?
Because he's a duck?
- Well, Yes. Nature has made it so. Here I am, figuratively speaking, is a duck, and your mother was a beautiful Swan. You know?
- That is when she married you, she thought you were a Swan, and you were a duck?
- No, she always knew I was one hundred percent done for a duck. She just loved me, thought of ducks you can make a Swan. She couldn't and went to another Swan by the name of woodpeckers.