Book: Briefcase. The apocalyptic Comedy

And if someone with a sword will come to visit us
I have coveted bag
And Intercontinental argument.
We our boots and washed up in the Thames,
Water drunk directly out of the Hudson,
Sign on the dome of the Reichstag
And ViceChair caps of the Bosphorus!

Fyodor, what do you want? Ask! But I warn you to marry my daughter to you earlier. In five years. My Kingdom will not give up. You're the European part asked. What am I going to do with Siberia and the Far East? There are people - like ATMs in the desert.

- How do you go to?
- The people's medicine. A vile melancholy from our lives takes a good vodka, a hangover from vodka eases port wine, port wine Schnack from the better watered-down beer, but beer is treated, of course - vodka.

It is not clear, but convincing.

Nadia, don't involve me in your sexual history! I would be hard to live with it.

Doctors and we have the power never to blame.

Major that the cadet naivete? The press - like a trained dog: brings in the teeth only what she threw.

- Wait! What do you want?
Justice.
- Where do you take it? The state is the fairer, the weaker. And we have geopolitical enemies - as you have roaches.

- We will be treated. To the wall! (Loads a gun.) Who will start?
- Develop, if possible, with yourself.
- Witty! A Jew, perhaps?
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- I wanted to put "hamlet."
- Put. In that light a lot of good actors.

Planned cheating makes a marriage, random - refreshing.

The homeland is not for comfort like.

- Misha, you stole the nuclear codes. Why?
- For memory.
- You will be shot.
- We have no death penalty.

True father said to his superiors about the mess to report - like a pig in the mud to complain.

- Who is it? [Edward, peering cautiously out of the bathroom].
- The husband!
- A nightmare!
- You have three minutes to disappear.
- Why so few?
- Stay out of my family life!