Character: Charlie

If you do not tell everything to the priest, then you will not be washed in the blood of Christ and you will end up in a place where they are burning in fire.

The people in the bakery have changed a lot. They don't just ignore me, I feel real hostility.

I've had a decent experience of verbal battles with women to learn that responding to every attack is not necessary. And it's even better not to do that. When attacking, ignore the elephant and the rook. Forget logic and straight moves. Better rely on the horse.

Even though my mental anguish was like a tabloid novel, it didn’t make them less painful.

That is what cowardice is - an excess of imagination.

There is a special sensual pleasure in sleeping alone, at least for a while, until sleeping alone begins to take on a quiet sadness.

An old friend of mine, a journalist, once said that heaven on earth is to work all day alone in anticipation of an evening in an interesting company.

- You know.
- And you're not?
- No.
Why?
Well... maybe I don't want to. Scary to look inside and see the truth. That I like you. You just look in yourself and everything about yourself you know.

I have not gone so far as to fight for Kurtz, but was ready for him to go lie. You know the lies I hate, can't stand her, not because I'm more honest than other people, but simply because it scares me. In all lies there is the taste of death, smell of rot - just what I hate in the world, what would like to forget. A lie is making me unhappy, causing nausea, like I ate something rotten. Must be, such is my nature. But now I was ready to let this young idiot
remained unconvinced on the question of what effect I use in Europe. In one second I became the same pretender, as all these enchanted the pilgrims.

It is curious the extent to which women are far from real life. They live in a world created by them, and nothing like the world has never been and can not be. He's too gorgeous, and if they made it real, he would have collapsed to
sunset. One of those unfortunate facts that we men put up with days of creation, would make itself felt, and destroyed the whole building.

- I think I have a bad idea!
- What "bad idea"?
- White would like good.

Are You Ready, Charlie? Let's show Gabe what you got!
- Come on.
- Come on. A lot, and Vice versa?
- Enough!
- Yes, High, and Vice versa?
- Low!
Be good, and Vice versa?
- Gabe.
- Well, here's a cookie!
- But Teddy a couple of years go. And then quits.

- Doctor, we found you!
- Kira is dead. Charlie is involved in it.
What?!
Not to Kira. It isn't for her. The system took it. She resisted me.
She knew what you were up to. Tekhobsluga, access to everything, nobody should notice.
That kill other workers?
- Needed subjects to make sure that the explosives will go off in such a low concentration.
What? Charlie, how do you know all this?
- I lied in the statement. Wrote a sentimental story that I was. And you bought it. I studied Cybernetics, explosives, teleportation. Worked for this.
I don't understand.
Ten percent? We should be grateful that 105 people are working? What about the remaining ninety percent? What about our future? If idle, the next time will be seven percent. then five percent, then one percent.

President (grasping the hand of his assistant Charlie, who came to Wake him in the bedroom): Charlie, you know you're committing a Federal crime?!
Charlie: I'll take my chances with the feds, it's seven o'clock.
The President: how did you know that the first lady wasn't naked when they came here?
The President: Think about it!
President (looking the part of the bed): And where the hell is my wife?
Charlie: In Argentina.