A million ways to lose one's head (A million Ways to Die in the West) (№ 270261)

- We live in terrible times. The American West is a disgusting, creepy, dirty, cruel place. Take a look around! Literally everything alive wants to kill you: alcoholics, criminals, evil hookers, hungry animals, diseases, big and minor injuries, Indians, the weather. Even the toilet is dangerous to walk for life! When I go into the outhouse, every time I wonder whether you get back alive! Because around him, crawling with rattlesnakes, and even if I go back, you know what will kill me? Cholera! Have you heard about cholera?!
- Black drist...
- Black drist! The new owner of the title "freezing the infection of the month". And-and! If you can prevent all this, you know that will kill you? Damn doctor! From the doctor will not go away! I once had the reputation of, go to him, and he said to me: "You need an ear nail!". The nail! Right in my ear that him?! This is modern medicine!