Character: Albert Stark



- Ahaha. I spent many years playing cards, but I never gave up on you, stark. Who you taught to shoot?
Was your wife.
- You scum!
№ 298922   Added MegaMozg 25-08-2017 / 16:21
- You fought with the black Condor and punched him in the balls?
Yes. How do you know?
It means that you have genuine courage. Believe in your own courage to find happiness.
№ 298920   Added MegaMozg 25-08-2017 / 16:15
- Albert! You urgently need to run!
- And I do.
- No, no, no, right now! Clinch already knows that it was you!
- Yes, I'm leaving. I'm going to San Francisco, what should have been done long ago.
- I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
- What about your father?
- I asked whether he rides with me. He said, "No." He's on the hill, burying himself next to mom.
- I didn't happen to you...
- So! You know what, Anna? I do not need to fill! Okay? Don't waste your time! Had a million chances to tell the truth and you still lied!
- I did not lie.
- What was that?! You're married to the most formidable killer in our neighborhood! Still may be worth a mention?!
I haven't told you because I wanted to protect you.
- Nonsense! You searched for all your interest!
- I really like you. I was afraid to scare you away. I've never met anyone like you, albert.
- Those who didn't kill anyone? Such such? Yeah, we get a rarity! Therefore, all women are whining: "Oh, my God, why are all murderers not busy?"
Hey, I have nothing to do with it! Okay? We got married when I was nine.
Nine? And how did you do it? You and the ceremony was?
- Well, of course, but how? Came parents and a couple neighbors. I didn't want in 15 years to remain a spinster all.
- Well, I don't even know. Don't know why I'm surprised. Every time I fall in love, stuff happens, and each time I am surprised.
- Do you love me?
- Oh, come along, there's the door.
- Okay, yeah, I lied! What I had to say, albert? I had to say, "Hey, I'm Anna, 10 years old sleeping with a murderer"?
- He waited a whole year? What a gentleman.
- I rounded up almost ten. But it doesn't matter. I broke up with him, knocked him out and stuck a flower in the ass!
What?
- I did it for you.
You know, I fell in love with the girl at all. You, though Anna's name is that? Huh? Or some terrible type of gvendelin?
My name is Anna and I am the same girl you fell in love with. I was myself, maybe even for the first time. I don't believe that a good good guy, but now I do. I love you.
№ 298918   Added MegaMozg 25-08-2017 / 16:09
Even our pastor has murdered two people. Our pastor!
- No!
- I swear! One a duel, and then went and killed his unfortunate son, that he did not revenge when you grow up.
- Well how do you know?
- Yes, he was going to preach! About how important it is to think ahead!
№ 270262   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:35
- We live in terrible times. The American West is a disgusting, creepy, dirty, cruel place. Take a look around! Literally everything alive wants to kill you: alcoholics, criminals, evil hookers, hungry animals, diseases, big and minor injuries, Indians, the weather. Even the toilet is dangerous to walk for life! When I go into the outhouse, every time I wonder whether you get back alive! Because around him, crawling with rattlesnakes, and even if I go back, you know what will kill me? Cholera! Have you heard about cholera?!
- Black drist...
- Black drist! The new owner of the title "freezing the infection of the month". And-and! If you can prevent all this, you know that will kill you? Damn doctor! From the doctor will not go away! I once had the reputation of, go to him, and he said to me: "You need an ear nail!". The nail! Right in my ear that him?! This is modern medicine!
№ 270261   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:35
Well, well, finally arrived to us, stark?
- Yes, you promised to kill my family and burn my house if I'm not coming!
№ 270257   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:34