A million ways to lose one's head (A million Ways to Die in the West) (№ 270262)

Even our pastor has murdered two people. Our pastor!
- No!
- I swear! One a duel, and then went and killed his unfortunate son, that he did not revenge when you grow up.
- Well how do you know?
- Yes, he was going to preach! About how important it is to think ahead!