A million ways to lose one's head (A million Ways to Die in the West) (№ 298918)

- Albert! You urgently need to run!
- And I do.
- No, no, no, right now! Clinch already knows that it was you!
- Yes, I'm leaving. I'm going to San Francisco, what should have been done long ago.
- I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
- What about your father?
- I asked whether he rides with me. He said, "No." He's on the hill, burying himself next to mom.
- I didn't happen to you...
- So! You know what, Anna? I do not need to fill! Okay? Don't waste your time! Had a million chances to tell the truth and you still lied!
- I did not lie.
- What was that?! You're married to the most formidable killer in our neighborhood! Still may be worth a mention?!
I haven't told you because I wanted to protect you.
- Nonsense! You searched for all your interest!
- I really like you. I was afraid to scare you away. I've never met anyone like you, albert.
- Those who didn't kill anyone? Such such? Yeah, we get a rarity! Therefore, all women are whining: "Oh, my God, why are all murderers not busy?"
Hey, I have nothing to do with it! Okay? We got married when I was nine.
Nine? And how did you do it? You and the ceremony was?
- Well, of course, but how? Came parents and a couple neighbors. I didn't want in 15 years to remain a spinster all.
- Well, I don't even know. Don't know why I'm surprised. Every time I fall in love, stuff happens, and each time I am surprised.
- Do you love me?
- Oh, come along, there's the door.
- Okay, yeah, I lied! What I had to say, albert? I had to say, "Hey, I'm Anna, 10 years old sleeping with a murderer"?
- He waited a whole year? What a gentleman.
- I rounded up almost ten. But it doesn't matter. I broke up with him, knocked him out and stuck a flower in the ass!
What?
- I did it for you.
You know, I fell in love with the girl at all. You, though Anna's name is that? Huh? Or some terrible type of gvendelin?
My name is Anna and I am the same girl you fell in love with. I was myself, maybe even for the first time. I don't believe that a good good guy, but now I do. I love you.