Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words (№ 274676)

In the childhood I dreamed to be a physicist, but at the same time wanted to be a comedian. The result came out to be the only one, but now I'll try to be both. Your attention is the "Theoretical joke about the dick." My dick was so small I barely find it, as it is strongly influenced by mechanical fluctuations in temporal and spatial matters. And during sex my partner only knows where is my penis and how fast has - because of its insignificant size, it acts the uncertainty principle of Heisenberg. My mind a creative mess, or rather creativity entropy.