Down periscope (Periscope Down) (№ 277446)

- Captain...... this boat is a tin can, trash can. This crew is trash, bunch of twats yet the earth was not wearing! I know why You're here, but don't know why I'm here! I refuse this job!
- Excuse me, excuse me. And why am I here?
- Do you know. Your penis.
What thing?
- Well tattoo!