Movie: Down periscope (Periscope Down)
- Buchman! My food was a nail, you fat-ass idiot! And yesterday I found a band-aid!
- Sorry, sir. Band-aid was holding my nail.
- What else do you put in your meals, Bachman?
- This is a very old family recipe, sir. It is a secret.
- Oh, my God. There's cockroaches in the flour. The ash from your cigars in the spaghetti. Jesus, Buckman! This thing on this boat since Korea! The shelf life has expired in 1966!
- And what of this, sir? The taste is still like Creamed corn.
Except that this stew!
- That's a problem.
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MegaMozg 22-04-2017 / 08:44
Your new orders are to act in areas 3-A and 3-B... and as usual, you have to give up when you get a warning about the opening of fire by the enemy.
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MegaMozg 22-04-2017 / 08:44
We do something will blow up, sir?
- No, no, Sonar. We just let the rocket.
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MegaMozg 22-04-2017 / 08:44
- You didn't think it was that simple?! Probably get your ass up there!
- Damn! On the recruiting poster I ever seen.
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MegaMozg 22-04-2017 / 08:43
What's on these tapes?
- Well... it was a whale, sir. I put them down and are trying to learn their language. Well, at least the basic expressions and so on. I know how to call them, even through the hull. Sometimes they answer me. Two or three hours ago, then the side-by-side floated a cute couple.
- Well, if you hear them talking about the new nuclear attack submarine... try to take it with me, okay?
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MegaMozg 22-04-2017 / 08:43
So... you loaded the boat before that, Lieutenant? I mean, with success.
I had over 300 on a simulator, sir. 75 of them with strong cross currents.
I'm sure you scored a lot of points <...> I have no doubt. And yet... the Simulator is not a boat. No one has ever heard about the brave team of good trainers.
- Good point, sir.
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MegaMozg 22-04-2017 / 08:43
- You know how it is - 11:00?
- It's right around 10:00, sir.
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MegaMozg 22-04-2017 / 08:43
- That these banks Buchman?
In this coffee. In this one, looks like cooking lard, sir.
- What do you think, what are we going to use more often, the sailor - coffee or lard? I think that we will jump out of bed in the morning and drink a big Cup of hot pig fat?
- Well, that depends on if the morning was cold, sir, you will be able to choose...
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MegaMozg 22-04-2017 / 08:43
- Stepanek, what are you doing?
This is all I have, sir.
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MegaMozg 22-04-2017 / 08:43
- Welcome aboard, Sonar.
- Sorry, sir. This is a real military submarine, not just a monument?
- I am afraid that the real Sonar.
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MegaMozg 22-04-2017 / 08:43
- Well, how do you like your boat?
Is a real piece of... antique weapons, sir.
<...>
- Speaking of age, what do you think about our boat, Pascal?
- As soon as I saw her I was attacked by tetanus. The only thing that's holding it back from collapse is bird dung.
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MegaMozg 22-04-2017 / 08:43
- It is known that, as a Midshipman, Dodge came to such a strong intoxication, making themselves not just the tattoo, and the tattoo on their genitalia.
- You can call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's prudent for the Navy - pass multi-million dollar equipment man... that has the inscription "Welcome aboard" tattooed on his own cock.
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MegaMozg 22-04-2017 / 08:42
Approaching the bottom, sir. I can hear a couple of lobsters duking it out.
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MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 18:50
1-A... cold. 1-B... cold. 1-C... [sparks] Hot!
Quote Explanation: checks wire
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MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 18:50
- Sir? The incident at Murmansk. How did you do it? Your tattoo?
- Got drunk and fell asleep. Woke up this morning with a hangover and a tattoo on his penis, "Welcome aboard." I do not recommend anyone drunk to do the tattoo.
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MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 18:50
