Down periscope (Periscope Down) (№ 284138)

- Buchman! My food was a nail, you fat-ass idiot! And yesterday I found a band-aid!
- Sorry, sir. Band-aid was holding my nail.
- What else do you put in your meals, Bachman?
- This is a very old family recipe, sir. It is a secret.
- Oh, my God. There's cockroaches in the flour. The ash from your cigars in the spaghetti. Jesus, Buckman! This thing on this boat since Korea! The shelf life has expired in 1966!
- And what of this, sir? The taste is still like Creamed corn.
Except that this stew!
- That's a problem.