Character: Lieutenant Emily lake
- Sir? The incident at Murmansk. How did you do it? Your tattoo?
- Got drunk and fell asleep. Woke up this morning with a hangover and a tattoo on his penis, "Welcome aboard." I do not recommend anyone drunk to do the tattoo.
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MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 18:50
- Have you ever drowned before the boat, Lieutenant? I mean, deliberately?
More you and even on the simulator...
And yet... the Simulator is not a boat. No one has ever heard about who died heroically the crew of the simulator.
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MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 18:47
