Ilya Ilf and Evgeny Petrov. The twelve chairs (№ 282892)

The grandmaster moved on to local topics.
- Why in the province there's no game idea! For example, here is your ahsence. So she called Soseki. Boring, girls! Why, indeed, do not call her beautiful, a true chess. This would involve in the Union section of mass. Would call, for example, your section "Chess club four horses" or "Red endgame, or a Loss of quality in the rate of gain". It would be nice! Loudly!