Character: Bender
I have often been unfair to the deceased. But was the deceased a moral person? No, he was not a moral person. He was a former blind man, an impostor and a goose thief. He put all his strength into living at the expense of society. But society did not want him to live at their expense, and Mikhail Samuelevich could not bear this contradiction in views, because he had a hot temper. And that's why he died. All!
The Senate did not authorize me.
- But this is shopkeeping, isn’t it? - he shouted. - Start a one and a half hundred thousand dollar business and quarrel over eight rubles! Learn to live generously!
Not a person, but some kind of hunchbacked horse!
We've had enough of government activities. It's time to get down to business.
“Where there is no love,” Ostap commented with a sigh, “it is not customary to talk about money there.”
- Konrad Karlovich Mikhelson, forty-eight years old, non-partisan, single, member of the union since 1921, a highly moral person, my good friend, seems to be a friend of the children... But you don’t have to be friends with the children: the police won’t demand this from you.
“I’m an envious person,” Bender admitted, “but there’s nothing to envy here.”
It's time to run away... It's time, brother, it's time!
It's no longer a secret that you don't love me. I will never achieve what Kolya Osten-Baken achieved from Inga Zayonts, my childhood friend. Therefore, I will not sigh in vain, I will not grab you by the waist. Consider the serenade over. Balalaikas, psaltery and gilded harps subsided. I came to you as a legal entity to a legal entity. Here is a folder of three or four kilos. It is for sale and costs a million rubles, the same million that you, out of greed, do not want to give me. Buy.
It's sad girls!
Quote Explanation: 1st series.
No, this is not Rio de Janeiro, it is much worse.
Quote Explanation: 1st series.
- Very good, - Ostap noted. - Now let Panikovsky divide, he seems to have a dissenting opinion.
...
"You and I are four thousand," he told Bender, "and Balaganov two. He didn't work for two.
- And Kozlevich? Balaganov asked, closing his eyes in anger.
- Why Kozlevich? Panikovsky squealed. - It's robbery! Who is Kozlevich to share with him! I don't know any Kozlevich!
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"You and I are four thousand," he told Bender, "and Balaganov two. He didn't work for two.
- And Kozlevich? Balaganov asked, closing his eyes in anger.
- Why Kozlevich? Panikovsky squealed. - It's robbery! Who is Kozlevich to share with him! I don't know any Kozlevich!
- And the money? The money?
- Quieter. You're stupid. You were told - tomorrow ... so tomorrow!
- Quieter. You're stupid. You were told - tomorrow ... so tomorrow!
Hmm ... The old man is a typical bastard. Well, old grymza, are we going to continue pulling the bagpipes?
