Open MIC (№ 289194)

Recently we with the wife have decided that it's time to have a baby. And we sat down, discussed it, planned out, but after a few days she comes home and says: "I've met with my friends, we deliberated, and you know what?" Know! Nothing good would not a priori after this phrase! Bitch, I hate these women's councils! Yet no woman came with such a women's Council with something sensible. Type:
- You know, we're consulted with my friends, a fur coat I probably will not buy. And the grandmother on AliExpress order slush for wapow. Here sell at a premium of six hundred percent of profitability, Andrew, what are we stupid?