People and mannequins (№ 290797)

- I came home from work early, I'm Bob.
- I came home from work early, it's me Bob... Tell me who your Bob?
- What are you doing? I get up at seven in the morning, they're still asleep. I come home from work - they are still there, they come home from work at twelve o'clock, when I need to sleep. Saturday and Sunday they hurt: football, hockey, hunting, fishing, at home they are not, and then "who's your Bob?"