Movie: People and mannequins



I worked on the car for a whole year, and decided to send the car to Paris for an exhibition! True, they didn’t let him in himself, someone there didn’t like something in the X-ray, and his tests ... weren’t the same. It is necessary that those, but he does not have those. So I went, in this sense - you can’t find fault with me - everything is qualitative ... and everything is quantitative. And the girl was also sent one of the collective farms, she had been promised for a long time ... to France.
Quote Explanation: Monologue "Paris". 4th series.
№ 442025   Added MegaMozg 10-07-2022 / 12:18
- Hi guys! You are well settled!
Quote Explanation: Monologue "Service". 2nd series.
- Hi guys! You are well settled!
№ 441974   Added MegaMozg 09-07-2022 / 10:21
As one passenger said: "Never hit the weak, but especially the strong."
Quote Explanation: 2nd series.
As one passenger said: Never hit the weak, but especially...
№ 441973   Added MegaMozg 09-07-2022 / 10:12
He doesn't like my face, you see! Maybe I'm screaming at night because of your mug, too?!
Quote Explanation: Monologue "The house is big, but there is no one to talk to." 1st series.
He doesnt like my face, you see! Maybe Im screaming at...
№ 441969   Added MegaMozg 09-07-2022 / 08:57
All crooks! Everything, everything! I am not unfounded, walk around the apartments, you will see this! ... Such! You have not just hair, your bald head will stand on end!
№ 422984   Added MegaMozg 11-07-2021 / 20:06
Time is the distance between two salaries.
№ 422762   Added MegaMozg 09-07-2021 / 14:09
And my daughter how? It's growing, yeah. That's bad. Not... I say that's a good thing!..
№ 422707   Added MegaMozg 08-07-2021 / 21:33
The last bus gone? Well, I like something, I'll walk. Only half of the ring. Good for me, at the same time the city will see. Day at work-then it does make out in the commotion?
№ 290803   Added MegaMozg 17-06-2017 / 13:34
Good evening, aunt Claudia. I mean, night.
№ 290802   Added MegaMozg 17-06-2017 / 13:34
- You are a citizen of the Basket?
- There are no Baskets there.
- How not? We're all in a Basket. All from the same basket.
- My friends... I'm not in his basket was a hit!
№ 290800   Added MegaMozg 17-06-2017 / 13:33
- Who are you?
We - your dad. As you talk with fathers?!
Quote Explanation: Two men can't remember anything about his wives and sons and all confused.
№ 290799   Added MegaMozg 17-06-2017 / 13:33
Can not know. House go, citizens.
№ 290798   Added MegaMozg 17-06-2017 / 13:33
- I came home from work early, I'm Bob.
- I came home from work early, it's me Bob... Tell me who your Bob?
- What are you doing? I get up at seven in the morning, they're still asleep. I come home from work - they are still there, they come home from work at twelve o'clock, when I need to sleep. Saturday and Sunday they hurt: football, hockey, hunting, fishing, at home they are not, and then "who's your Bob?"
№ 290797   Added MegaMozg 17-06-2017 / 13:33
It's not your wife, this is my wife, it's not your cat, my kitty.
№ 290796   Added MegaMozg 17-06-2017 / 13:33
You got it... Skrtel?
№ 290795   Added MegaMozg 17-06-2017 / 13:33