Character: the taxi driver

The son learns to be a man by looking at his father.

The rich have rich problems.

Time is the distance between two salaries.

- I'm worried, haven't been on a date. A very long time.
- You know, thirty years ago, I parked in the wrong place. I snapped at the girl who gave me a ticket. I covered her curses, and she looked at me as a professional poker player. And when I boiled terribly, you know.
- Yes, I understand.
Thirty years I've been married to this woman, and she still knows how to look. We got married four months after that incident. So, never anticipate what lies ahead.

The taxi driver smiled.
- ... Came from Moscow?
Yes.
With no Luggage... ay-ay-ay! - He clucked. - Is it lost?
- Emergency trip. There was no time to pack.
- Urgent? In our city there is nothing urgent. A thousand years ago, two thousand years ago, three thousand years - there was already a town. He had forgotten how to be urgent.

The last bus gone? Well, I like something, I'll walk. Only half of the ring. Good for me, at the same time the city will see. Day at work-then it does make out in the commotion?

Good evening, aunt Claudia. I mean, night.

So dad! Threw his wife and two children. Said one passenger, choose your parents, make no mistake.

This words don't say, it chuystvovat necessary.

And you don't have to exchange? To buy anything? Yes, you and I, child - chocolate to buy? Not myself, wife?.. And you know what, let's go. Here it is a number. Will she be surprised. You know the last time I buy chocolate? Immediately after the war, as demobilized. Bitter, porous, remember, then too she loved him. And now all - but the children and grandchildren. Once accepted only the children and the sick to buy chocolate. Adults does not occur. You know, let's more expensive.

You have a wife, fragile and delicate, you say? Why do you forgive my curiosity, fragile? She had loads at home as three horsepower. You need something more suitable, then the truck needed. But before that, you say? And before women and some were not, some were women. Here you have a TV? You probably cherish, try not to scratch? Want it longer was as good as new. Are not you afraid that your wife will soon become not as new?

Wife makes diaper to wash? In addition, even potatoes humiliated? And you that potatoes don't like? Right-right, is purely a guy thing, and is purely feminine. A "purely female" is, I'm sorry, what? Diaper, potatoes to cook, floors and utensils. Sorry for the wheel - I would have picked it up. To the store, to the market and, of course, still a child. The man's job is, I'm sorry, what? Repair or window will drop the element there is a fire, a hurricane, a Blizzard - then our. Agreed.

No, I'm not angry. I understand that people may not be in the spirit. Plaguing not? Is that housing is bad? And living at home?

Good man - kind and he shaved the beard kind. Ham he ham mane ham and bald. You have, in my opinion, poluboks. You think you poluboks goes, maybe you're right. Some people think that he beard to face. And someone disagrees. Hairiness - one to face who not to face. That's kindness - it is all to face. Sensitivity - it is all to face, and beard with fashion come and go. Rudeness never went to man. Not to face it, including you.