Jack Kerouac. The Dharma Bums (№ 297528)

You're always drunk - I do not know how you will achieve enlightenment and will remain in the mountains: you're always going to run downstairs and drink the money that you will give to the beans and finish all in the ditch in the rain, drunk mess, and you get locked up, and you have to be reborn in the sober bartender to atone for your karma.