Character: Jafe



Well, guess what, Smith? I come to the Buddhist lecture and they all jammed undiluted sake tea cups, everything is pretty. That crazy Japanese saints! You were right! No difference! We got drunk and talked about Prajna! Nishtyak!
№ 297529   Added MegaMozg 14-08-2017 / 00:57
You're always drunk - I do not know how you will achieve enlightenment and will remain in the mountains: you're always going to run downstairs and drink the money that you will give to the beans and finish all in the ditch in the rain, drunk mess, and you get locked up, and you have to be reborn in the sober bartender to atone for your karma.
№ 297528   Added MegaMozg 14-08-2017 / 00:54
- What do you oral, Smith, you're constantly eating and drinking.
- I am Buddha the Pit of the Stomach, - I said.
- That cat, huh? exclaimed Jaffe.
- Psyche, - I said, ' this world is a movie of what everything is one big movie made everywhere of the same, it belongs to no one, that's what it is.
- Ah, nonsense.
№ 297527   Added MegaMozg 14-08-2017 / 00:51
- Well, what are you sitting there all day?
- I am the Buddha known as the Quitter.
№ 297526   Added MegaMozg 14-08-2017 / 00:48
- You shouldn't have cut the beard, you looked like a happy little sage.
Well, I'm not a happy little sage, I'm tired.
№ 297524   Added MegaMozg 14-08-2017 / 00:42
I don't want to hear all your word descriptions of words words words that you wrote all winter, man I want to enlightened action.
№ 297523   Added MegaMozg 14-08-2017 / 00:39
Yeah, man, you know, for me is the Buddha. Just think, so much patience, hundreds of thousands of years it sits here completely silently, and as if praying for all life in this silence, and only waiting for us to stop his silly fuss.
№ 296510   Added MegaMozg 04-08-2017 / 19:21
- You know what my prayer is?
- What?
- I sit down and say, list all friends, all relatives, all enemies, one by one, without any hard feelings and thanks, without anger, without anything, and I say like this: "Jaffe Ryder, equally empty, equally beloved, equally a coming Buddha", then turn to the next, say, "David O. Selznick, equally empty, equally beloved, equally a coming Buddha", though don't take such names as David O. Selznick, I only take those who know because when I say "still coming Buddha," I want to think about their eyes - take here, for example, Morley, his blue eyes conductive glasses: when I think "still coming Buddha", and think about those eyes and just see a genuine slim calm and the truth of his coming Buddhahood. And then think of the eyes of his enemy.
№ 296508   Added MegaMozg 04-08-2017 / 19:15
Smith, you have no idea what this privilege to make gifts to others.
№ 155486   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 14:16
- All these people, said Jaffe, - every single one of them have toilets with white tiles, and they put them in big dirty piles, like bears in the mountains, but it all washed away in a convenient, constantly check the drains and the shit no one else thinks, no one imagines that they originate in the shit, the scum and the filth of the sea. They are all day to wash her hands with a creamy soap that secretly want to eat this, my bathroom.
№ 155485   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 14:16