toilet [Theme]

It is profitable for him to go to war.

If the nearest toilet is on Mars, look for a rocket.

There was only one thing left to change. Excitement prickled under his skin as he removed his contact lenses from his eyes. He blinked, getting used to their absence, and flushed down the toilet. One look in the mirror made his breath get stuck in his throat - the last time Neil saw his natural eye color was more than a year ago and since then he has never got out of bed without putting on lenses before. Cold as ice, the blue seemed only brighter against the black hair and clothes. Neal could not look at this gift from his father with indifference.

They could meet and much more than three times. Maybe they went to the bathroom together.

Before the war, my parents had half a house in Peterhof. They were very proud of the standard of living that they then achieved. But what level was that? But it seemed to them that this was almost the ultimate dream. They had a terrible front door. The apartment is communal. Without any amenities. No hot water, no bath. The toilet is terrible, somehow crashed right into the landing. Cold, creepy. Staircase with metal railings. It was dangerous to walk on it, all in crevices. There, on this staircase, I understood once and for all what the phrase “cornering” means. There were rats in the hallway. And my friends and I drove them with sticks all the time. Once I saw a huge rat and started chasing until I cornered it. She had nowhere to run. Then she turned around and rushed at me. It was unexpected and very scary. Now the rat was chasing me. She jumped over the steps, jumped down the flights. True, I was faster anyway and slammed the door in her face.

- How many mona - so much nuna.

It is now 2021 and it’s so strange for me that someone is surprised that women did something and they didn’t get eyelashes. In fact, women are the circular saw, car wipers, wi-fi. Thanks to us, you can go to the toilet with a tablet. Something little gratitude for the fact that you are now not bored with pooping.

- Do you even smile sometimes? she asked. `` You know, I could tell them to make you smile. '' `` Actually, '' she added, narrowing her eyes and approaching him face to face, `` I could probably tell them to rip you into pieces and flush them down the toilet. if you wanted to. My people, ”she made a dramatic pause,“ will do my bidding!

Anyone can see how purposefulness awakens in him when he desperately wants to go to the toilet. All that is superfluous leaves life until the goal is achieved.

Don't put your hands in your pockets. It is clear that hands are always a problem and there is nowhere to put them. You can only reach into your pocket for a second to get what is there.

Now I won't be able to go to the toilet at all. I'll find some salad bowl and pour it under the stairs.

- And you don't have guests often, right?
- Why?
- There is no door to the toilet.

- And you're a spoke!..
- Vitek, do you want to go to the toilet?
- Yes...
- And I'm gone! Ha.

So-so- slower. Better finish with excuses before I break both of your legs. I promise, then they will easily grow together. But in the battle for the wall of Mary you definitely will not participate. And it will be inconvenient to go to the toilet.