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House, are You there?
- Pee in a different toilet. He's in the kitchen. Looks like a shell.

- What are you doing here? And where are the clothes?
- I was looking for the toilet.
- Need to undress after found! Oh, and where in the forest the toilet?!

- Vova, you Cho vasche moron, huh? Why the heck are you in a bidet, then bulk?
- I-how did you know? I see 2 toilets.
- Cho? Did not guess?

To hell with the toilet! You are all his slaves! And he sits there, slothful porcelain layabout feeding strangers kakami and nothing for society does not! Go to work!

- As in orbit go to the bathroom?
You know, this high-tech process: open the window, and then look for suitable shrubs.

The janitor moaned low and passionate voice, which is sometimes the stillness of the night suddenly hot and klopotova begins to mutter the toilet.

- I need to go to the bathroom to pee. You don't know where the bathroom is?
- Walter! We're in the sewer! You're already knee-deep in the toilet!

For me to use the toilet anyway, that to conquer Everest.

- Bart, what are you doing in the ladies bathroom?
- You wait!.. And still trying to understand how did you write girls?..

It seems to me that half a lifetime women spend in the toilet queue.

Have never used the toilet in the fight with the dregs of society.

- Excuse me, where's the toilet?
- As said the classic "You are everywhere"!

The push need to wash from left to right, otherwise it scratches. And there accumulate germs and bacteria, and this we must prevent. And then next to the toilet requires a special care. I've said a hundred times these crazies to sit, but they are, pour more by. Look and grin. Disgusting, but necessary to do.