Cartoon: Family Guy (Family Guy)
- Well, let's start our alcoholic tour.
Bartender, three whiskeys with soda. And let them bring the Russian waiter, whom I love so much.
- Trololo - lalala ha - hah-ha.. oho-Ho-Ho...
Quote Explanation: In the scene used to become at that time popular in the US meme of Eduard Khil "Mr. Trololo" - I'm very happy because I finally made it home.. Where Gil is portrayed as a waiter laughing at drunks at the bar.
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Viker 10-05-2020 / 10:13
Bald should be a women's pussies, not men's heads.
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Viker 06-04-2020 / 11:34
If you think that I would be able to masturbate after this tonight, you're right!
Quote Explanation: Chris answers the story of his son, Joe Swanson, who returned from the war.
10 Season 6 Series
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MegaMozg 07-02-2020 / 14:38
- A nose in the slit to lie like that?[ Lois twisting and extortion Peter pokes his face on the floor]
- Not-e-et...
- Tell me what you like nose in the crack.
- I like his nose in the crack... [ Glenn Quagmire, pomeshannost on sex, going out to get the mail and hearing the screams from the bedroom window of the Guy, fainted]
Quote Explanation: Lois is in the bedroom for refusing to sleep with her, grabbed Peter and pokes his face on the floor and forces him to repeat what she says. And Glenn went out for a newspaper, upon hearing such "revelations" from a good family, despite the fact that he is considered a major pervert pomeshannost on sex, fell in a faint.
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MegaMozg 03-02-2020 / 00:45
- In Texas what everyone wants?
- All gays to be punished.
- What fools all crave?
- Rocketeer looks.
- What you need to Michael Jackson?
In bed like me.
- Yes! And we need a bag of weed, so day not wasted. One, two, three. Oh!
Come on, Brian.
As Mr. Mencken said, "the common people are fools".
As Hellen Keller said: "DUF arc Bibo yyyyyyyyy!"
But I think you his head, and defeat fear.
After all, all we need is a bag of weed, what would we tore up the tries.
If you want to fight, but it is in vain, alas.
Plant a grain for its foliage.
After all, we become happier, be a bag of weed.
7 Season 12 Series
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MegaMozg 23-01-2019 / 15:09
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Bag of weed, bag of weed.
We will be fun, whether a bag of weed.
That's just what I was looking for You.
After all, we become happier, be a bag of weed.
Well, you start to understand.
You don't need meth, don't need syringes.
After all, we become happier, be a bag of weed.
7 Season 12 Series
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MegaMozg 23-01-2019 / 15:08
Come on, come on, folks. Hurry, hurry!
I will say that everything in the world, you need something for the soul.
Kitten thread there is a tangle,
And stick for the dog.
And you needed a bag of weed, to jump into heaven.
7 Season 12 Series
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MegaMozg 23-01-2019 / 15:07
Hey, guys, you really take care of my friend raping children.
Quote Explanation: Seeing Quagmire in jail.
13 Season 10 Series
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Viker 25-04-2018 / 09:02
- My dad is smarter than yours!
- We had the same dad, idiot!
- Yes, but my smarter.
4 Season 6 Series
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 15:14
I can't believe the law, which I have abused, will turn against me!
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 19:06
- You know, after your song, I hate white people even more.
- Perhaps you could sing six verses?
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 19:02
Well you're not a jerk, once he admitted his mistakes.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 19:02
Only men know what men want.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 18:54
So, if guns kill people, then pens misspell, machines move drunk, and spoons make people fat?
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 18:09
I usually have a good attitude about things, if you shove it into your mouth.
10 Season 16 Series
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 21:19
