Character: Brian Griffin
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Bag of weed, bag of weed.
We will be fun, whether a bag of weed.
That's just what I was looking for You.
After all, we become happier, be a bag of weed.
Well, you start to understand.
You don't need meth, don't need syringes.
After all, we become happier, be a bag of weed.
7 Season 12 Series
№ 358195 Added
MegaMozg 23-01-2019 / 15:08
Come on, come on, folks. Hurry, hurry!
I will say that everything in the world, you need something for the soul.
Kitten thread there is a tangle,
And stick for the dog.
And you needed a bag of weed, to jump into heaven.
7 Season 12 Series
№ 358194 Added
MegaMozg 23-01-2019 / 15:07
The days of decent people has evaporated like a puddle in the sun.
3 Season 1 Series
№ 205538 Added
MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 09:48
- Peter, what the hell? You saved the Turkey, not me! I almost died!
I swear to God, I thought dogs could breathe under water.
13 Season 5 Series
№ 193829 Added
MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:51
What can I sit?!
Oh, that's my rope!
Fu! Why do you need it? Gross!
- Nothing like that! She's awesome! I may or slobbering her, beat her on the floor, pretending it was a snake, or just bite this! R-R-R-R...
- How stupid! [pause] I also want it!
13 Season 4 Series
№ 193807 Added
MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:50
- Brian! Look what I won! [touches chest medal]
Wow! And what did you win?
- For the best pig in the competition!
Stop. You bred a pig?
- How! The genetically enhanced pig in the competition!
8 Season 1 Series
№ 193773 Added
MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:49
Who here got to bite the leg that splashed more brandy?
№ 193772 Added
MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:49
- How do I know if I'm Jewish?
- Are you Jewish?
- No.
- Well, here.
- Thank you!
№ 193770 Added
MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:49
- God, the electricity is turned off! What do we do?
- You can light candles... and read.
6 Season 1 Series
№ 193750 Added
MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:48
Sometimes "nothing to wear" - this is just what you need. Rock out on the full!
№ 193749 Added
MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:48
- You hate MTV.
With grass going.
5 Season 5 Series
№ 174507 Added
MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 17:34
- You're drunk.
- You're sexy!
- You're drunk.
- And you're sexy.
№ 41343 Added
MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:12
- Brian, I think I found your x-factor.
Wait, are you talking about Peter?
- You have a biogenetic connection to this... degenerate?
- I'm a degenerate?! And you... pisistrato! Okay?! I also know how to invent words!
№ 21169 Added
MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:53
- You're drunk!
- And you're so sexy!
Quote Explanation: "The untold story"
4 Season
№ 21167 Added
MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:53
Fu, Stewie, your breath smells like cat urine?
- So what? I'm curious!
3 Season 4 Series
№ 13803 Added
MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:57
