Cartoon: Family Guy (Family Guy). Page 4

- Brian, I think I found your x-factor.
Wait, are you talking about Peter?
- You have a biogenetic connection to this... degenerate?
- I'm a degenerate?! And you... pisistrato! Okay?! I also know how to invent words!

- Mayor West, you have lymphoma.
Oh.
Yeah, maybe it's because you were lying in radioactive waste. Why the hell did you do it?
I wanted to gain super-powers.
But that's stupid.
- Stupid? Yes. Idiocy?.. Yes.

- You're drunk!
- And you're so sexy!

Peter, you're drunk off your ass.
- No, I'm just tired.
Why?
Because all night drinking!

Suck the pole!

Peter, we're terrible people!
- No, Lois, we're not horrible people. Here the horse - that is terrible people!

- No talking, Stewie, you're not leaving the table until you eat your vegetables!
Then I'm going to sit here until one of us dies! And given that I'm younger until you die!

- I hope you burn in Hell, witch!
- Oh, really?! Then you will remain without sweet!

- You know your phone number, son?
- You will be able to talk to me only under torture, slow and painful, but you have the spirit is not enough!

Fu, Stewie, your breath smells like cat urine?
- So what? I'm curious!

I thought dogs lay eggs...