Cartoon: Family Guy (Family Guy). Page 3

Nothing unites a family like a dark, bloody secret.

Is there a problem? Take it up with my ass! He's the only one who gives a crap.

Sometimes the only way to appreciate what you have - see what it's like without it.

- Well, okay! Will go Boobs to draw!
- Well, go! Still square work!

You know what the difference between you and me, Lois? When life knocks at the door, you run and hide in the kitchen. I fling the door wide open and say, "Peter Griffin. What do you have?"

Inspiration has no schedule.

To hell with the toilet! You are all his slaves! And he sits there, slothful porcelain layabout feeding strangers kakami and nothing for society does not! Go to work!

- Favorite holiday?
Christmas.
- September 11.

Ah, the ungrateful bitch... I said bitch?

The more I want to be friends with them, the more they hate me...

It's true. The best things in life are free.

And the person can not guess...

Smokes - so gives.

- Peter, why have we stopped?
- Yeah, give me three cheeseburgers...
Mother of God, Peter, she's having a baby!
- Oh, yeah... and baby, please... and perhaps even give fries... Will someone else fries? Come on, I don't want to eat it alone... because once I eat one, I feel fat.