Character: Chris Griffin



If you think that I would be able to masturbate after this tonight, you're right!
Quote Explanation: Chris answers the story of his son, Joe Swanson, who returned from the war.
Family Guy (Family Guy) Chris Griffin
10 Season 6 Series
sarcastic quotesMasturbation
№ 387062   Added MegaMozg 07-02-2020 / 14:38
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- My dad is smarter than yours!
- We had the same dad, idiot!
- Yes, but my smarter.
Family Guy (Family Guy) Meg Griffin Chris Griffin
4 Season 6 Series
funny quotesfather
№ 271897   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 15:14
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It's true. The best things in life are free.
Family Guy (Family Guy) Chris Griffin
true things
№ 62259   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 16:28
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