Cartoon: Family Guy (Family Guy). Page 1

The days of decent people has evaporated like a puddle in the sun.

The world would be much better if they were ruled by children.

- Dad, give me money for dancing classes.
- I'd rather pay you not to dance, Meg.

Your sirens sound like a gay Orgy.

Brrr... Brian, I'm not sure I can handle it. Here is colder than Angelina Jolie.

- You're on my land! I will cut you! So painful cut that you will regret that you hurt so much I cut!

- Peter, what the hell? You saved the Turkey, not me! I almost died!
I swear to God, I thought dogs could breathe under water.

What can I sit?!
Oh, that's my rope!
Fu! Why do you need it? Gross!
- Nothing like that! She's awesome! I may or slobbering her, beat her on the floor, pretending it was a snake, or just bite this! R-R-R-R...
- How stupid! [pause] I also want it!

- Brian! Look what I won! [touches chest medal]
Wow! And what did you win?
- For the best pig in the competition!
Stop. You bred a pig?
- How! The genetically enhanced pig in the competition!

Who here got to bite the leg that splashed more brandy?

Lois, give me this dance!
- Peter?! What are you doing here?!
I love you, Lois Pewterschmidt, and no Quagmire or another man, a transvestite, a robot or Android, preoccupied with existential problems will not take you from me!

- How do I know if I'm Jewish?
- Are you Jewish?
- No.
- Well, here.
- Thank you!

What's that smell?! But a corpse. Then, I think, is the smell familiar.

Stewie, what are you doing?
- Its steepness!