TV series: Clinic (Scrubs)
- They're magical.
- Okay ... I don't want to go back there, old man! Especially after what they did to Johnny! O! Johnny, Johnny! Johnny was the best! The guards beat him up terribly. They stabbed him with a sharpener and sharpened him with a spear ... because of a pack of cigarettes. Johnny, Johnny! You were too good for this world!
- I won't give you anything in my life, unless it's a deadly virus.
Oh, these women, huh? It seems so cute, affectionate, but they don't go to bed ...
Sometimes I revisit Uncle Tom's Cabin to remind myself that it could be worse.
- Well, rather, apparently, here - "from room to room" ...
How can men fail to understand that inside every woman, be she sixteen or sixty, still lives that awkward and notorious, unhappy teenager?
- I have an extra kidney here. I hardly use it.
Quote Explanation: JD tries to persuade Murray Mark (actor Matthew Perry) to donate a kidney for his sick father (actor John Bennett Perry).
Lord, you say you love everyone the same ... But you don't, right? Did I see through you? Did I understand everything correctly?
Listen, question! Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a shit? Bob Kelso! Thanks a lot, goodbye ..
- Quiet, quiet, quiet ... I don't want to hear about anything that this person said, except, of course: “Oh my God! I'm dying! I'm moving towards the light! Oh light! What is it? Some kind of mistake! I'm in hell! Hello Hitler! Hello Mussolini! Oh, Captain Kangaroo! How strange! What is he doing here? "
Quote Explanation: Captain Kangaroo is an American children's television series. The show was conceived by Bob Keeshan, who also played the main character in Captain Kangaroo.
Well, maybe you are throwing your terrible problems on my little thing?
It seems to me that everything should be hidden from men as much as possible until they get used to it so much that they will not run away.
Come on, you all dream of flunking a nurse!
Carla: - She's a model. Elliot, we talked about this ... you think first, then you talk.
