Character: Carla Espinosa

Carla: - She's a model. Elliot, we talked about this ... you think first, then you talk.

It's really noisy outside. Continuous omnipresent noise. And here it is so calm. I don’t know what we are doing. But I'm very lonely. So we could be lonely together.

- If you fancy her, she needs to know who you really are!
- Nonsense. To the last lie, lie! This is a common form of communication men and women.

- Where were You last few days?
- Fished.
- You hate fishing.
- And my friends and I fished.
- You have no friends.

- Carla, what do you think, if not for JD and Turk, we would have you hung out?
- Most likely, no. After all, they are the only thing we have in common with you.
We have a lot in common! For example, we both are bad to digest dairy products.
- You're right! Will you be my maid of honor?!

Elliot and her marine biologist. But. By the way, you know, I'm absolutely not upset.
- JD, on the weekend Sean will allow me to swim with the dolphins.
Really?! Cool, I hope they don't bite.
- Relax Elliot, dolphins love people.
- Where on your leg the huge scar?
- Yes, it's my parachute pants all in zips. I pinched the zipper.
- It is clear.
- You're lying to her? Great.
- I don't really Dolphin bit.
- Who?
- The black whale.

- You've already had sex Turk?
What?! I prefer to wait. I like it when men want it so bad that it is almost losing hope. And that's when he loses the will to live - I and stack.
- How long does it usually...
- A month, sometimes two. And you?
And I use sex as an excuse to meet you.
OK... And how? help?
- I'm afraid I have, what is called... low self-esteem!

Elliot, you're a coward. In the last 6 years, you bonded with only one man - J. D., who trampled you. Since you are so afraid that you're hurt that in my eyes she has ruined all my relationships. Yes you're crazy about Keith to let him hang on for so long! But don't worry, very soon you'll be all alone again.

- God, he's so sad...
I want to hug him like a big blue child.
- Incredible! Just an hour ago you hated him!
- An hour ago, he was our new gay friend.

- Well, why did you do that? I just wanted to enjoy sex with a gorgeous nurse, but fell in love!
- Honey, it happens...

- So when I went to high school, you heard as we chatted with friends in English that it is time to drink the pill?
- No. I learned English only a couple of years ago.
- That's good, because I wasn't on birth control and now not drinking, and sex has never worked, and probably it nice.

- You know, it's hard to believe, but when I went to College, I was a little...
- Boring?
- ... A nerd?
- ... Honest davalki?

The more things change, the more they stay the same.
The more things change, the more they remain the same.

- Imagine what it's like to have a baby.
- Cox says it's like having a dog that learns to talk.
- Gorgeous.