Character: Dr. Chris TRK

If you can find someone who'll be happy just holding hands, everything else will not matter.

- Well, why did you do that? I just wanted to enjoy sex with a gorgeous nurse, but fell in love!
- Honey, it happens...

Men love and do not hide,
You in the sky fun to fly
With some good man
I will share with you all the hardships and pain
I will share with you happiness, I will share them with you
Men love real men!

Alf! His every word is the truth!

- Me every night dreaming the same nightmare that I die and leave their friends and family. Well, I'm diabetic, so most likely I will die before him.
- I hope so too.
- The old man!...
- I'm chuchelko do.
- Carla said, "no."
- I from it chuchelko do.
- You promise?
- But I'll keep in the closet.
- But don't tell her.
And she doesn't have to know...

It is an analgesic, not anal getice. Tablets should be taken by mouth.

- Nights we spend together as all married couples.
- Argued, nibbled, made up, got laid?

Lord knows how many have experienced my people and therefore, provided all the black margin of the slope of the lifetime!
God knew my people would go through some struggles, so He gave us a lifetime supply of cool to compensate.

- Do you remember where we want to meet in heaven?
Of course, at the bar at the lesbian cloud!

- You want like the rest say, "Okay, man, everything will be fine"?
- I'm your best friend, I'll tell you what you want to hear.

- Imagine what it's like to have a baby.
- Cox says it's like having a dog that learns to talk.
- Gorgeous.

- I don't really like to move to a place that you warmed twenty minutes, but I must say, you heated it where necessary.
- Yeah...
How about a place that I left you?
Such a deep dent in the your ass! It's like I'm in the chamber from the tire sitting.

Half of what rappers say is complete nonsense! Well, remember how in the song of Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre: "All the crazy Ho-hoz".
- Low-income African Americans have a poor selection of products, so they cost cakes Ho-hoz. It's part of black culture! It's easy!
- Actually, in the song of Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre says not "Oh-Ho-hoz" and "low-loughs".
In black culture of the "low-low" is a lowrider, or a car with an advanced suspension that can jump up and down [Elliot and Molly make the move to the beat hand] Dre and Snoop sing about the joy of managing custom black quarter, my cherniss bratisl [next recitative Elliot and Molly]: I'm representing... and I still got love for the street!
Turk, you just dropped the two white Chicks in the world!
- You will not be able to prove it!
- And I have all recorded.

- Your baby has a tail.
- Well, I told her not to sit in front of the microwave.