Character: Cleaner

But sometimes the only way to survive is to be a Stalker, if you know what I mean.

- So, Ted, We figured out how to get rid of fear.
- To kill me? I would have tried.

You know, it could be dangerous. My uncle's whole family died for the untied lace. On Christmas morning they ran down the stairs, stumbled, and then a maniac chopped down their sausage.

- And you before me ever loved somebody?
- Once. She was a cleaner. But MOP was more important than me. I honestly didn't mind as long as I came home and caught her in bed with a MOP. Well they just hugged, but, you know, all the same, somehow... well, it's treason. I still find it hard to think about it. But you changed all that.

- Listen. I have something that we can't give her forever, but while he was in her hands, she will be happy.
- Stop! No jokes about sex. Rest.

The law used to look up, he used to look down upon.

- Women are like magpies love shiny things, anything that can be worn in the ears, neck and nipples.
- At forty have nipples?

- Are you upset over a girl with a ukulele, so we called a truce to help you.
- And I'm not upset.
- We found you in the Park, you're throwing rocks at the elderly...
- And why are they so happy!?

I now all my floors in the apartment and occasionally barks. No, I'm not crazy, I just need communication. And when I bark, the neighbors start to yell: "Shut your damn dog." Then I can go to him with a bottle of whiskey to apologize for to Grow, this is my imaginary dog]. True to the moment, as my friend, she returns home from work, I'm so drunk, I have to say I can't, not that there is sex. You never thought of me as about the body, able to have sex?

Lord, I don't want to seem selfish, but quickly put aside all their Affairs and listen to me!

- This is my favorite sweater!
- You wanted to say, my new rag?
- It looked good with my corduroy pants!
- You wanted to say with my new sponge?

- We're a lot alike.
- We're both torn between wanting to do something good and the desire to become the head of the world's evil?
- No.
Yes.

- Seltzer, when you realized that your wife is your better half?
- It was our fourth date, at her house... We sat by the fireplace, looking into each other's eyes... Then I realized that she's my other half. I would she said it, but I couldn't - my mouth was a gag.

Here I am janitor, in former Soviet Union I was a physicist. Leningrad Polytechnic! Forward, the polar bears!