Character: Dr. Perry Cox

- Well, rather, apparently, here - "from room to room" ...

Lord, you say you love everyone the same ... But you don't, right? Did I see through you? Did I understand everything correctly?

- Quiet, quiet, quiet ... I don't want to hear about anything that this person said, except, of course: “Oh my God! I'm dying! I'm moving towards the light! Oh light! What is it? Some kind of mistake! I'm in hell! Hello Hitler! Hello Mussolini! Oh, Captain Kangaroo! How strange! What is he doing here? "

Well, maybe you are throwing your terrible problems on my little thing?

You don't understand what you've done, do you? Now my ex-wife will poke it in my eyes with this for so long that I will go blind and never see the sun again ... And I love the sun, it gives me hope.

Lord, women don't understand me so much that it's not even funny anymore!

You must not expect too much.

Lord, send me an Elevator! ... The Lord protects me! Although I don't believe in it. At all.

- Where were You last few days?
- Fished.
- You hate fishing.
- And my friends and I fished.
- You have no friends.

That's what I'll tell you the good Fairy-Enema, if you want to help lay quiet. And if you're good girl I'll give you your false teeth and take in the cinematography.

Forgive me squirmy, but I your job for you to do will not. But will advise to throw to the library and look in a medical encyclopedia in the section: "Who cares!"

My name is Dr. Cox. This is my girlfriend Friday. It will help you to heal. But before we begin, let's agree: you will be silent.
- Can play tough - all gone.
- Cool-a... Shatoi the Mouth of the castle!
- What you pretty! If I were twenty years younger and a few drinks drunker, you would be lucky today!
- Take it easy, honey. I haven't decided where I'm going to measure you the temperature.

By the way, Bob, as for the gala dinner. I've thought over your offer, but I'm afraid I have to politely tell you to shove it up your ass!

Jordan, wow, what a coincidence! You told me just yesterday dreamed of. I dreamt that a cross-eyed water snake had bitten me a piece of meat with my bones. That was you?
Yes.
Sure?
- Yes!