Character: Dr. Perry Cox. Page 1

And to what do I owe the horror of your appearance?!

Despite the fact that you Wake up tomorrow morning a resident, you still remain a silly little girl. But now the new stupid interns by mistake will accept you for the person that knows something.

Congratulations! Your record for what are not interesting nonsense became longer than one sentence.

I thought you were afraid to miss the next series of Sponge Bob. I can't even imagine what you chose to work instead of hanging out with this cute cookie, you dumb ass!

No abnormalities. Zero. Nothing. She's fine, except for some fatigue, due to the fact that it is... epileptic.

- Dr. Cox!
- And here you are!
- What?
I just thought, "Who can turn my headache into an unbearable migraine?" and then you came along!

Hmm...
- What's the matter?
- I was just wondering how it is you manage to comb your hair so the horns are not visible?

But the same thing I said this morning. Word for word.
- That's what I feel - this sounds familiar.

- ... Refrain from his annoying manners.
- What manners?
- To talk!
- Come on, I...
- See?! As you yourself have not furious?!
- I used to...

Did you ever asked yourself: why I told you to write your own feature?
- Well, it's harmless, I can not think, so...
- Shut up! I wanted you to think. To really think: what are your strengths and which are weak. And then outlined it on paper. Not that I read or anyone else read and that you read it yourself. Because the answer you have in front of me and not even in front of Kelso, and not even in front of patients, God forgive me. Answer you have to one man is you.

- Tell me: you were absolutely honest with yourself?
Yes.
- Now tell me the same thing in the camera... At any time if you want here to fix something - you can take. However, for this you will have to bark like a dog.
What? Sir, I will not. I will not bark.
- Well, you decide.
- ... Wow!
- Good dog!

Today you are on duty or going to fight Superman?.. You look like Lex Luthor, his enemy.

Julie, my ex-wife Jordan. Jordan, this is my friend Julie. Cute, isn't she? You like? To call a taxi? Or to whistle loudly to get your broom come from?

- There was only one empty seat, and I gave it to the rich guy because he gives money that we spend on opening a maternity ward.
Most of all it scares me that you can look at a guy who just signed a death sentence, and don't even care.
- And I'm not here in order to survive.