Character: Jordan Sullivan

You cannot have sex with someone you care about. Sex to make babies and take revenge.

- Do you know what I mean?!
- If I have to continue to listen to this nonsense, then you need to drink something stronger...
- I hate you.
- I love you too, honey.
- It is logical.

After surgery, Jordan was lying in bed, but Dr. Cox - no.
- I made you Breakfast, licked the kitchen and on the way to work will drop Jack at daycare. What else I can do for you?
- I want you walked into a video store and bought any movie with Viggo something-sen. I want mineral water without gas, fat in chocolate, cheese with pepper and tomato picture of Bush that I planted last spring - suddenly it snail. And if you meet a neighbor Lena on the bottom floor, make your eyes roll back and say "whore": like as not she, but that she had heard. And be home by half past six, because you'll have to email Jack before I start to cook me dinner.
- Look, I don't have time for suicide.

- I even remember the names of all who slept!
I'm sure that girl from high school and roommate from summer camp "Morning wood" will be glad to hear.
- Wake forest, where we learned to tie knots.

Perry, I don't have a problem with it because we're two very independent people and we rarely share their feelings. I'm not mad because were not surprised. I'd like it to be otherwise? Sometimes. But our relationship work so I'll have to live with it.

- After the divorce you come to take my self-esteem? Sweetheart, I have terrible news - I gave your mom when she begged me to marry you.
- Yes, I still would not find space in the box with military trophies. There are your balls.

And that we look like we care? It accidentally, and we apologize.

If you don't do as I want, I'll never have sex with you and make love.

I feel so vulnerable, that I stifled rage and hatred.

I am a small carpet
At your feet.
People about me, wipe his feet
And I serve them.
I'm a little doormat,
I sit and I stay.
I let people use me
every single day.

When I was told that I have to be gentle during sex, I asked about you not swearing, but crying is too much!

Or in my office air conditioning broke again or am I dreaming about George Clooney...

Is the first birthday of Jack, it needs to be special. For children, I bought a mini-zoo, while adults need to come up with something.
- Maybe Russian roulette? And to make it more interesting, put a bullet in all the compartments of the drum. Let every first wins!

When Jack cried a lot, I wanted to throw this beast out the window.
Really?! I also wanted to throw Isabella out of the window. But we recently had a repair and the Windows painted over tightly, so I wanted to throw her off the roof.