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- I'm telling you, this is not a blind spot.
- What's that called?
Is the toilet.
I can't see the toilet. Because it is a blind spot.
What you can do to steal from the bathroom?
I don't know: hygiene items, napkins, hand towels, trichtillomania diamond necklace, obviously...

Here I go, listen, Ufa - Magnitogorsk, Krasnodar - Maykop, three or four hundred kilometers, well I have somewhere to go. On a roadside - it is impossible, it is "mined" three Soviet generations. There are already earth does not accept, you know? If the area of the Northern and permafrost - can you the titles and dates on the papers to know when someone. So Willy-nilly, go to a gas station, here in this building, here in the shithole with a hole. Moreover, even if you are blind, and it happens at night you will find. This place gives signals. <...> Afraid of the air to be dirty. <...> Women are even harder - they teeth bag hold. But it is half-troubles. Not only are you standing like that, not only do you keep the door, moreover, that teeth bag - we got through the numerous cracks to see if anything's coming. And if there is something to shout loudly: Busy! Because our employees, how would you this door did not hold, he when fit, he is one jerk you off this perch lift!

- I have a question? If the toilet is washed off in the ocean, the pipe can float a small shark and bite me in the ass?
- No, no options.
- Boredom.

Every metropolis has a chemical toilet where human waste can decompose unwanted softly, though not quite invisible. It motivates the lower layers of consumers.

- Go out into the outer courtyard, go around the tower on the right, stand up so that the main building was to the right and you will see the place you are seeking. For the third arch.
- You've never been in this monastery?
- When we arrived, I saw the monk, who quickly came to this place; then he disappeared from sight, and when there was, it was slower and he had a contented person.

- All these people, said Jaffe, - every single one of them have toilets with white tiles, and they put them in big dirty piles, like bears in the mountains, but it all washed away in a convenient, constantly check the drains and the shit no one else thinks, no one imagines that they originate in the shit, the scum and the filth of the sea. They are all day to wash her hands with a creamy soap that secretly want to eat this, my bathroom.

Fuck, Yes, you't slam the door when you sit down to push the chocolate.

- In the American film never had a chance to show the toilet, the more you drain the water.
Maybe we ought to shoot the film in France and show a bidet?

Genuine the reality you perceive only when sitting alone in the toilet and make Caca.

Conscience is when on the beach, looking for toilet.

- By the way, great party last night! I saw "Asti Spumante" to burp. Then switched to beer. By the way, I really liked Golden toilet mistress. Very comfortable. That was not the toilet? Then it is clear why so shouted the owner.

The toilet probably invented by a person who knows nothing about men.

Toilet - one of the greatest enemies of pensioners. The elderly feel that they need to relieve themselves, stand up quickly from the chair or sofa and head to the bathroom, where they were waiting for a surprise. Dizziness knocked down, and the weakened body loses balance, trying to finally break through the temporal lobes so strong and white toilet.

JohnDoe you can admire in the original. And you can hang a reproduction in your toilet.