Character: Faina Ranevskaya

- You're still an idiot! Love for a genius, it inspires, it gives strength to live this hateful life. I want to be better, bolder, more honest ...

Instead of looking for the meaning of life, better think about its own benefit in it.

A friend complains:
- This new furniture is so fragile. New chair literally went underneath me!
Ranevskaya:
- It was not necessary for him to sit down.

Only you're going to love people - there would be some kind of bastard that will ruin the mood.

The most important melody for the man - "Funeral March". Until it has been said, a lot is possible.

I think, why you not married?
- Honey, it's so hard to find a husband who would do well to live!..

The well educated people bad things remain only in the mind. From ill-mannered turn into words and even deeds.

- Temple of art will soon turn into a political whorehouse!
Zavadsky in response hisses:
- Think about what you say, my boy!
She suddenly agrees:
You're right, it's just a brothel, and even to turn is not necessary.

His inner dignity is so internal that I had not noticed him.

Being happy is very simple, you just need to learn to accept valid for what you want. I don't know how.

In a world divorced so many fools, to show your mind will soon become absolutely indecent.

A smart man will never tell others that he is smarter, better use of it.

- What to do if a mole eats remedy for moles?
Ranevskaya "calms":
- Buy more - if not choke or stuffing yourself so that you won't be able to fly, but at least will be busy eating.

In our stores caviar is not because nobody is trying to buy. Why bring in something that is not ask?