Prisoner of the Caucasus, or Shurik's New adventures (№ 301687)

Somewhere on a white ice floe,
Where it's always cold,
Scratch a bears back
The axis of earth.

Quote Explanation: at the insistence of the Council ("do they have fleas?") the first line was changed: "somewhere in the world", and the third was this: "bears RUB their bodies against..."