Georgy Zotov. Ivangelie (№ 312680)

Hundreds of millions of people never opened the Bible, but the hundred and forty-six percent sure that I banned alcohol, frolic in bed and listen to heavy metal. I give you a tooth as collateral, in the Scripture not one word about heavy metal. Should be read carefully, but of course... - (With obvious irony.) - Holy books are tedious... That if only they fit a few text messages of support.