Nirvana. Very Ape (№ 316653)

I'm buried up to neck in contradictionary lies.
I take a pride, as the kind of illiterature.
I'm very ape. I'm very nice.
If you ever need anything please
Don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
I'm too busy acting like I'm not native.
I've seen it all. I was the first.
I was stuck up to his neck in contradictory lies.
I pride myself as a Paragon of illiteracy.
I'm a real monkey. So cool.
If you need something,
It is not necessary to oscillate, it is better to ask someone else.
I'm very busy pretending that I'm not a local,
I've seen it all. I was here first.