Kozma Petrovich Prutkov. (№ 327331)

Reader! in a world so constituted a long time:
We differ in fate,
In tastes and even more;
I have this fable explained to you.
You mad from Berlin;
Well I like the Medyn.
You, my friend, and bitter horseradish - raspberry;
I blancmange - wormwood.

Quote Explanation: Blancmange - jelly cream and almond milk.