Ballad of a soldier (№ 327746)

- What is it?
And that, comrade Lieutenant, kind of like a stew...
- Who took it? They? Promptly return.
- Yes, they voluntarily...
- Voluntarily? Two days of arrest.
- For what?
- Five days!
- But I...
- Repeat the order!
- There are five days...
- Shame!