Character: Lieutenant
Which the Almighty did not give me.
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MegaMozg 15-04-2024 / 15:51
- It does not matter. The main thing is that she believes that you consider her irresistible and then she herself will feel irresistible, and this will make her smile really wonderful.
Quote Explanation: Fitzgerald helped write love letters to his colleagues.
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MegaMozg 12-06-2021 / 23:15
Leave thinking people in the ranks of the Crew is to sow heresy. This is unacceptable.
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MegaMozg 02-11-2019 / 11:56
- What is it?
And that, comrade Lieutenant, kind of like a stew...
- Who took it? They? Promptly return.
- Yes, they voluntarily...
- Voluntarily? Two days of arrest.
- For what?
- Five days!
- But I...
- Repeat the order!
- There are five days...
- Shame!
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MegaMozg 02-06-2018 / 19:15
"If I were rich, - as a boy I dreamed of,
I will b officer was,
Would be of the form, sword and Puma!"
But it turned out that dream was a Mirage.
The years went by - I was wearing epaulettes,
But, unfortunately, poverty is my destiny.
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MegaMozg 27-01-2018 / 02:07