Comedy club (№ 33156)

Hit parade of phrases "before" and "after" of sex:
After sex:
"- And you can I bum a cigarette?"
"And will you marry me?"
"You fucking sleep?"
"Well, now, let's get acquainted!"
"- Uh, why is it so expensive?"
"- (gruff voice) You at least liked it, Gregory?"
"- And you're Antonio Banderas?"
"You'll know how my apples stealing!!"
"- And still "aka" spacious car!"
"- Anyway, I won't tell you anything!"
"- And my clip will definitely show on Muz-TV?"
"All right, boys, let's run away!"
"Who's there?!"
"Well, well, well, well... let's have your record book."
"Tomorrow you will go first!"
Before sex:
"Oh... I think the Elevator is stuck..."
"Boy, want some candy?"
"Oh, I had so much to drink and haven't drunk!"
"Hello, I am Antonio Banderas!"
"Honey, I got hit our Lexus..."
"We go to the cottage to session to get ready!"
"Not catch, do not catch up..."
"Well, Yuri Mikhailovich, I don't have time to finish building for the Olympics..."
"- Uh, who dropped the soap??"
"And you, Stirlitz, I ask to stay!"