Chuck Palahniuk. Fight club (№ 331836)

Thousands of years humans have fucked this planet, trashing it, and litter it, and now history demands that I clean up after everyone and pay their bills. Flaked cans, after washing them clean. Accountable for every drop of used motor oil.
And I have to pay for nuclear waste and fuel containers, buried in the ground, and landslides that destroy underground disposal of toxic wastes, for all that you've done the previous generation.