Vadim Sergeevich Shefner. The man with five "no", or the ingenuous Confession (№ 347634)

And sometimes I looked in the large mirror that stood in the walls, and seeing in them his own ugly reflection, sad thought that me, a man with five "no", will not love any one girl and when I grow up, I don't love no girl, and when I grow up, I don't love no woman. And when I die, if there is a hell and I'm gonna burn, I don't love no bitch, and if there is a heaven and there inspire me, not like me no Angela.