Charlie and the chocolate factory (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) (№ 348979)

Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop!
How rude and stupid he is!
Big and round like a watermelon
Fat toddler.
Fatty! It's time for you
Take a ride on the tube!
Fear not, children of these pipes
Will not be harmed Augustus Gloop!
But what then happens to him?
He will come back very different!