Movie: Charlie and the chocolate factory (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
I don't understand anything. Sweets have always been the only thing I was sure of, and now I'm not sure of anything. I don't know what taste to choose, nothing new is invented, I can't decide on anything. I've always made sweets according to my mood...
I found the answer! I'm in the mood making candy, the mood is terrible - and the candy is terrible!
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MegaMozg 24-10-2020 / 21:51
- Well ... the beatniks need, rock singers, motorbikers. You yourself know, to all these cool, pretentious, ultra-fashionable people. All the way, dude! Can you get it, old man? Check out what I have to offer, give me five, don't be scared bro!
Quote Explanation: It's about Willy Wonka's hairy toffee.
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MegaMozg 24-10-2020 / 21:45
- You don't understand anything about science! First, waves and particles are different things! Secondly, in order to turn any energy into matter, you need the power of nine atomic bombs!
- Talker!! Shut up, I don't understand a word of what you're saying.
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MegaMozg 24-10-2020 / 21:42
- But no! And why? Because I clearly remember putting a hat on my head. Look at your short arms, you couldn't reach!
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MegaMozg 24-10-2020 / 21:27
glaze ... Fu. They won't buy it.
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MegaMozg 24-10-2020 / 21:24
Wait, boy! My chocolate should not be touched by a person's hand!
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MegaMozg 24-10-2020 / 21:21
- Then go and buy! Haa!
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MegaMozg 24-10-2020 / 21:18
- I see. I love him too. I never thought that there was so much in common between us!
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MegaMozg 24-10-2020 / 21:15
- Mr. Wonka, I'm Violetta Borigard!
- Oh... I don't care.
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MegaMozg 24-10-2020 / 21:12
- You know, last week I read a very important medical journal that some children are allergic to chocolate. They have itching in the nose.
- Maybe I'm not allergic and I can eat a piece?
- Really? But why risk it? Heh-heh-heh.
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MegaMozg 27-01-2019 / 13:08
In the end, Charlie bucket cheerfully won a chocolate factory. But Willy Wonka got something even better. Family. And one thing I can say for sure: life was never sweeter.
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MegaMozg 06-11-2018 / 12:13
- What helps when you feel bad?
Family.
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MegaMozg 06-11-2018 / 12:10
You see, six months ago I had my hair done and made the strangest discovery. In that one silver hair, I saw reflected my life's work...<...> At this point I realized that I must find a heir.
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MegaMozg 06-11-2018 / 12:06
The most important thing,
What is the most important,
Most important of all the things
Those that relate to children:
It is impossible, never let them
The television set!
And in order to avoid problems
Break that shit at all!
It food makes the brain,
It keeps imagination dead,
It makes you blind
It makes a child so dull!
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MegaMozg 06-11-2018 / 12:03
Veruca greedy was
In the garbage place became!
Going down the chute
She friends find themselves! <...>
And who spoils her?
Who pandered to her every need?
Who could she bring?
Who guilty to count?
So who was it, finally?
Birth mother, birth father!
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MegaMozg 06-11-2018 / 10:07
