Lemony Snicket: 33 accident (Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events) (№ 351383)

You know, in this huge world full of orphans who with great joy would have crossed the ocean of the buttons to be shadowed by an endless list of my accomplishments and great victories. I am indifferent to them. My heart took only two of the lovely creatures... and this monkey. And in return only ask that you do my small whim, while I'll use colossal as your parents!